really was a monkey / story goes like this / Fishface / the old boxmaker / the one they crucified / lived too much alone / too long / unbalanced himself with them prohibited images he was making / you know / painting and the like / no one liked him much / miserable slimey old bugger / old Fuckface / the kids round here hounded him mercilessly / so it was one day they happens on this monkey / stole it most like / dressed it up in old clothes and left it outside old Fishface’s door / knocked and ran away / the old goat thought it was an orphan / deaf and dumb of course / can you believe it / tried to teach the poor thing painting / I thinks they went a bit far in nailing him up / still the law’s the law