Hey Shitface. What is it, Brother Pissface? Where are you, Brother Shitface? They’re down in the cellar you see. Rather you dont for the candle just blew out. The blessed candle has gone out, Shitface. Don’t ask me what. Come over here, whispered an aroused Shitface. Pissface made a coy groan and started towards Brother Shitface, only to stumble into something. A stool, he thinks. Shit, he squeeks and rolls on the floor. Lies still breathing deeply. Now its Shitface’s turn to move. You come over here, whispers Pissface. At this moment high on the wall, casting a shaft of light down worn stone stairs, a door opens. Whats going on down here? ask Brothers Cockface and Dickface, looking down on Shitface and Pissface looking up at Cockface and Dickface against the light. Is that you Cockface and Dickface? asks Pissface from the floor. Yep, comes the reply. Then close the door and come on down. Cockface and Dickface saw clearly the situation and needed no persuading. Down they came, cautiously, in the dark. Carefully they moved towards each other. Hello Dickface. Hello Shitface. Hello Cockface. Hello Pissface.